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Band Shirts

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1.
​ I've got me a baby Well fellas I tell you this lovers done bringing me down I've got me a lady With teeth like the stone and a head with an old stolen crown She's crying for ladies And gays and the rest and the subjects of her false renown Cuzz she's gotta be something Without something she's just no different from people in town Folks on fire and people are screaming Well my girls just fine though I think that she's bleeding Not from the head tween her legs or her toes now Blood pours from that old dead chest living organ, yeah... She just can't handle herself for a day Without me she's lonely together we play Loud Spartan shit heads forced in a room Sex for when we've both got something to prove Lover don't leave yet some meat's on the bone My eyes went first but I'm watching the crows Now I've forgotten the good you'd once shown It hurts but it's better than being alone She's losing her mind now Becoming a creature a beast of a social reform Speaking in tongues now Repeating the words and the phrases in all perfect form She's no longer her now Becoming an image, a shadow, a pale uniform But that's how she wants it That way no person nor mirror could know that she's torn "Problematic lover" as she'd say And I just can't stop her from trying to "woke" me She's obsessive, can't bear to be normal With some self delusion why everyone's special (Solo/Instrumental Section) Yeah oh she's losing her mind (x5)
2.
​ There is a tale centuries old All Americans must be told About a man and his quest To retake the land that's blessed Half his year's salaries Were the tears of his enemies And with those tears he paved a trail Because he knew he would prevail He's... Andrew... Jackson! Andrew Jackson King of the presidents! Captured at thirteen by the British Spit on their heels and ran away Andrew Jackson! Andrew Jackson! Well old King Andrew, as he was known Sat upon his bloody throne. In New Orleans... He raised some hell. Were the Spanish fighting? Ha! One couldn't tell! But.. Well Jackson was attacked in A place called Misery The crowd all cried out for his blood But Jackson would be free He reached into his pocket to make like He had a gun! He cried out to the men there Oh come and get me son! He's Andrew Jackson! Andrew Jackson King of the presidents! Orphaned at fourteen, kinda like batman Only he doesn't wear a cape Andrew Jackson! Andrew Jackson! Slayed a hydra with a sword Invented jazz with a single chord Climbed a mountain with no hands And three years later he was born Invented math (meth?) He felt no pain Destroyed the whole country of Spain Fought with Jesus and his dad And flew a plane into the sun. He's... Andrew... Jackson! Andrew Jackson King of the presidents! Trail of tears.. Actually that was really bad. I guess everyone makes mistakes! Time traveling wizard From the future Came to murder Henry Clay He's Andrew Jackson
3.
Just Fine 02:51
Words fail Words fail to describe To describe Your part Your part in my life In my life I'm sure you'll find me waiting here for you If you just give me the time I wish I wish you knew Wish you knew Your smile You smile lights up a room Lights up a room You give so much up to change the world I just hope to be there too Right now Right now there's no time Now there's no time To see To see what's down the line What's down the line But if you're there when I open my eyes Then I'll be doing just fine
4.
Waltzer 06:30
​ Baby, you've been so warm But I prefer to feel your lifeless cold 'Cause nice is nice while niceness hums But oh how trouble sings And you've got to break a chest or two To play those pretty strings Baby Don't slow down And baby this is just the first fuckin round So dance the dance of love with me tonight And look at me And love me With those cold empty eyes Baby, all dressed in white And baby, you're beautiful tonight So dance the dance of love with me Dance the dance of death You've never been quite as pretty as when You're out of breath So baby Don't slow down And baby this is just the first fuckin round So dance the dance of love with me tonight And look at me And love me With those cold empty eyes Through the cataract of love now you see All I wished before you'd see in me Mountains I'll dig And never again Will I want for any less than this tiny sin "Can't have" turns me on And I've heard it for far too long So tonight I got what I want And now it's boring me So come on come on and move a bit Come on and dance for me So baby Don't slow down 'Cause you are so beautiful now.
5.
Dance 03:52
​ I'm Romeo when we are talking but when we dance I'm Steven Hawking Two left feet are tough to move and more worse still when buying shoes I see you've got music within you, you're the only song I'd like to move to Dance... Loving you all day and night yet I can't move body right My passion is a burning flame but next to you my moves are lame Let me go from your lovers spell As The dance floor is my living hell Dance... Dance I hate to dance Can't stop romance But still won't dance Akin to a how flightless bird Trying to fly would be absurd Or asking a man with no legs To step on 50,000 eggs For me to dance you must have trust That's equally ridiculous Dance... The only moves I can sustain Are the kind of moves that summon rain Endless torrents soak the ground When to the beat my body pounds Sad, they salt the land for years Because it's raining children's tears Dance... Dance I hate to dance Can't stop romance But still won't dance (Solo) I'm as dexterous as a newborn deer My movements instill doubt and fear More likely to see Christ alive than witness me get down and jive When you see my arms flailing round It's best to get right out of town Dance... When I hear a heavy drum It signals pandemonium My heart goes first into a sprint And then my mind is gone and went Whats left is nothing to be seen A horror from your darkest dreams Dance... Dance I hate to dance Can't stop romance But still won't dance Dance I hate to dance Can't stop romance But still won't dance
6.
Sally 05:01
​ Sally walked down the river To my home, to my home Standing on the porch she shivered And she spoke, she spoke She said daddy's been drinking again And I'm scared, I'm scared She said momma's been trying to calm him And he's mad, lord he's mad But don't you worry little angel girl I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll save you girl So turn your face away darling The devil's doing his work Turn your face away darling This evil's giving birth Sally walked down the river To my home, to my home Standing on the porch she quivered And she said, she said She said Tommys been out with his friends And she's mad, lord she's mad Our baby's done nothing but crying He don't help, I need help So don't you worry little angel girl I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll save you girl So turn your face away darling The devil's doing his work Turn your face away darling this evil's giving birth Well Sally's husband's up and leaving Took the kid, took their son Now Sally's been getting to drinking And I'm scared, lord I'm scared Now Sally drowned in the river In the night, all alone My baby's done gone now to heaven So Lord I'm comin' home... So turn your face away darling The devil's doing his work Turn your face away darling this evil's giving birth
7.
​ I'm a man of 72 and not to place the blame But I felt quite young till I looked at you As into the bar you came So turn around, go back to your girl And kiss her on the cheek Cuzz down the line you'll get the chance To drink with us and sing Our wives are dead, our peckers are dead Our sons are off at the war Our drinks are full, we down em fast And now we're cryin for more No man is glad or entirely sad So long as his drink is full So pour us a round till we all fall down We swear we'll pay in the morn Over 60 years ago I tasted my first sip Whiskey was my first true love, it had me by me lips I used to be a catholic man I never missed a prayer But since I started drinking well the devil seems more fair Our wives are dead, our peckers are dead Our sons are off at the war Our drinks are full, we down em fast And now we're cryin for more No man is glad or entirely sad So long as his drink is full So pour us a round till we all fall down We swear we'll pay in the morn I knew a lad who drank all day who's wife would run around Finding love from any man who'd gladly pat her down He told us "Lads I cannot bear to think my girl untrue" I say, You're lucky, boy with no clap in your groin At least she's not given it to you Our wives are dead, our peckers are dead Our sons are off at the war Our drinks are full, we down em fast And now we're cryin for more No man is glad or entirely sad So long as his drink is full So pour us a round till we all fall down We swear we'll pay in the morn Men come gather round The saddest tale in town My wife's got good looks But she cannot cook So the food's better suited for hounds So I gave my wife one wish Serve chicken instead of fish But after the food She got in the mood And she was my favorite dish Our wives are dead, our peckers are dead Our sons are off at the war Our drinks are full, we down em fast And now we're cryin for more No man is glad or entirely sad So long as his drink is full So pour us a round till we all fall down We swear we'll pay in the morn Our wives are dead, our peckers are dead Our sons are off at the war Our drinks are full, we down em fast And now we're cryin for more No man is glad or entirely sad So long as his drink is full So pour us a round till we all fall down We swear we'll pay in the morn
8.
​ My oh my On the subject of time And the wounds it should heal Yet it still seems to feel Like a fall from grace Love completely erased Is it always this way Although you cannot stay Go on now You must be gone now Leave me here all alone Please go off on your own Tell me goodbye But I will not cry Despite all the bad memories I'm not here to make enemies You And I Can't go on Living this lie Cursed by love What can one do When they're trapped by you All this while We couldn't care But we didn't dare To try and go on To try and go out And let ourselves free From the results of our Faulty company So we just move on Darling just move on Fight through the weather Come on it gets better So we just move on Darling just move on Fight through the weather Come on it gets better We tried the best that anyone can Just did not have the greatest of plans So when we we take a further look back All we can see are the giant cracks We both said our love would last forever Not knowing it meant time spent together No point to do it over again Now you and I are off in the wind There was a wall that we couldn't break There was some love that we couldn't fake Given some time to look at what was I am still thankful for it because I should believe in falling in love Although now there's no love to speak of It means that there was love that we shared And that at one point you must've cared I should believe in falling in love Although now there's no love to speak of It means that there was love that we shared And that at one point you must've cared

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released December 3, 2016

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